The Sky Sanctuary Poll is updated every Saturday, which means that two new questions will be posted and the results to the previous weeks poll will be displayed. I guess that covers it, so dig in!
He freaks ME out! His eyes go "SCHHHHHHHHHHHHHLUURPYWURPY!" and I scream. [Weird, I don't remember his eyes doing THAT...]
Well, yeah, of course. He is scary, I hate him, wah!
The Tails Doll freaks me out about as bad as the MK pallete swap characters... what a cheap excuse for a hidden guy. The thought of being able to compare Miday's cheap way of making new characters to Sega is indeed scary, but the Tails doll himself isn't scary, he's just stupid. And worse yet, he doesn't even have any animation! What the @$%! At least Scorpion, Sub Zero, Reptile, Rain, Smoke, Ermac, and all the other ninjas actually move they don't just float around the screen... grumble.. grumble.. (I'll bet you're really glad I finally started coming back to the polls again huh?) -- EG (BTW I would have voted for Caith Sith too, Just look at him! D'oh! I wish I would have voted...) [I don't think I ever mentioned that EG hates Tails Doll... Let's mob him!]
Man, that thing is scary... -- TSS
Naw... He doesn't freak me out. Just for the record, I have a real Tails Doll! He's cute. I also have a Sonic, and another smaller Sonic that can roll into a Sonic Spin (really!) So no! [Where'd you get the Sonic doll that rolls into a Sonic Spin?! I've been looking for one of those since forever!]
You're not paranoid... he scares me... he's not a human, and he's not a robot, but he's ALIVE...
You ain't paranoid, Gib. That... THING... gives me the CREEPS.
Tails Doll is just hilarious! He's really funny looking! Everytime I see him, I crack up! Man, if the Sonic characters ever replaced the cast of the Simpsons, Tails Doll could be Lisa! :) <- As Foghorn Leghorn would say, "Just a joke, son!" You're not paranoid at all, GG! Tails Doll is the funniest character on Sonic R yet! -- J.N.
The Tails Doll is the freakiest li'l sump'n I've ever seen. I constantly look at this site but have never responded but I had to on this one. What in the name of ^%$@^%$^$& is that Glowing red doohickey hanging from his noggin?!?!?!?! It's atrocious! He looks like a furry version of "Crackhead Willie".
Never seen the Tails Doll myself. But from what I've heard described.......YES, it does freak me out! It makes me think of one of those possessed evil dolls from a B-movie. AAAAAAH!!!! Away, you evil thing! Poor Tails is probably haunted by it! And I KNOW that there must be someTHING inside it. Hmm...this is way too scarey for a furry animal vidgame. [I have an official picture of him in my Tails Doll profile.]
With out gitting mad or yelling I think that its Bills buiesness what he does now that my job is over I can get back to what I realy am which is a hard core gamer so this week ill give my first real answer Tails doll does freak me out because he just floats there with a thing in his head (thats scary)-Dark Gibbon AKA Democrat Boy of the Democratic Fediration and all that other stuff PS I know were Honey lives you want the phone number [I know where Honey lives, too...Armstone City. The question is where in the heck is Armstone?!]
MMMM drano Cookies oh the question Tails Doll Freaks Me out Big time when I first saw it I felt realy confused I hate that -- Clarence33
Whoa! He's so......uhhhhhh......polygonal! Weird! That's a neato nose he's got there, too! -- ~JM Stalker
I'm telling you, you are a LOONY! I mean, take a metal robot frame, put a Tails-lookin' suit on it, and stuff the bugger. What's so friggin' scary about that?! Get a grip! -- Jim Doe [His motionless eyes...ooh, that stare could take me down, man! And just what in the heck is that red jewel dangling out of his head?! It's not a Chaos Emerald or a Time Stone, so what is it?!]
Most types of dolls freak ME out! Think about how Tails probably feels, having a doll mad after him! Yuck! [Gosh, I don't think I'd mind it so much. As long as I was wearing my Sailor Scout outfit. I'd be so adorable no one would be able to resist me!]
He TOTALLY freaks me out! I feel the same way so your not parnoid, it's just that everybody is out to get you. [Well, that's a relief! I knew I wasn't paranoid...I mean, it's not my fault the whole world is against me...]
Well, not quite freak me out but I know what you mean. I'd say the word'creepy'. Don't worry, you are not alone on that point!
YES! He's FREAKY! What is that red ball hangin outta his head??? (Last time I was being SARCASTIC...DUH) -- Waddle the Penguin
Yes and no. You're also paranoid.
Tails Doll is FREAKY, man! He's awesome though. And I'm sure that more Badniks of type "Tails Doll" should be appearing in the Sonic RPG... --D-H Sonic F P.S. Yes I am writing that Burning Rangers story! Hmmmm... Steamrolling the Spice Girls...not bad, eh? But I've already done away with an idiotic music group, as well as an idiotic politician, and soon an idiotic video game character, so if I kick idiotic celebrity butt than I'll probably have it be something else.
I have a Tails Doll irl. He's really funny case when you sit him up, he just falls over onto his back! It's soooooooo cute! -- Moon [That's funny...mine keeps falling forward. And after having him for three years, his tails have sagged apart so much, they're in two different area codes so he looks like he's flying on his butt...]
You're... weird. [Your point is?]
Jonothon Pears is going to retire now. He's upset 'cause
nobody likes him anymore. So, he's saying farewell, packing his bags and heading
for that great big pancake in the sky. Wish him luck, everyone! Farewell, oh
mighty frying-pan lad! [No, not Jonothon Pears! This is the most tragic
loss since Aeris! I can't handle two of these so close together! Just
leave me alone! *GG! runs off crying, then runs smack into a wall* Boy,
for some reason I feel alot less than manly...]
Sometimes, ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE!!!! Diddler
der! [And an occasional drink of water, bite of food, and bladder
relief...darn, what's with all the bathroom humor this week?! I hate that
stuff!]
*pees in a paper cup* [Hey, y'all...I wouldn't drink the lemonade here,
ya know?]
Your such a blockhead, Charlie Brown. [Good grief...]
Yayyyy! He fixed the pollnext file! I told him!
-- Bo! [Go ahead, enjoy your little victory...sheesh...]
When the day is done, and the race is won, my life has only just begun...
I know that one too!
Shou: Look! There are the Spice Girls! Tillis: Let's get
e'em! Shou:Rev up the steamroller, Big! Big: OK! *smashes Spice Girls into
what's left of Hanson* Kris: Now they're the Spicy Hanson Girls! Shou: Yo' Tell
ya' what I want, what I really want IS FOR BURNING RANGERS TO COME OUT!
SONIC: Hey,Tails, Knux, NiGHTS, and Burning Rangers, C'mere!
SHOU: It's Bandicoot tracks!
NiGHTS: And Mario's stupid shoe print!
TILLIS: Let's follow em!
*The group of Sonic Team creations follows to a stupid looking castle*
*BOOM* (Sorry, this scene hasbeen censored!)
Sonic Team wins!
Yes, you are paranoid. (Youhad it coming by asking a serious
question!) -- CoolNiGHTS
I think you've had one too many drano cookies. And for the
last time, STAY OUTTA MY WHIP CREAM POOL!! I know it was you, who else has fur
THAT green?! I spent 3 hours getting you fur outta my whip cream! Next time
I'm gonna blast ya! [And I told you, I only swim in lemon Jell-O!
Whipped cream is too squishy! It sounds very gross and looks very
anatomical, if you catch my drift. Lemon Jell-O is cool and refreshing,
plus it eliminates any need of deodorant or cologne!]
You're just paranoid of course, but that's no probleem
because a lot of people here are.
Actually, I like "Number One". It's pretty cool and I
think about the girl I like whenever I play it on my CD player. In fact, I'm
listening to it right now. When the day is done and the race is won, my life
has only just begun. When you're next to me so much more I can see, there's no
where that I'd rather be. When I'm away from you and there's nothing I can do,
we all thinlk the same things too. When the time has come I don't want you to
run, you know that you're the only one.
I am the Tails Doll. And I am going to come to your house.
:::evil red gem glows between expressionless eyes::: [Ha, you can't be
the real Tails Doll, 'cause he can't talk! Well...atleast he doesn't
look like he can talk...he doesn't seem like he would talk,
anyway. Sheesh, he can't even move his eyes!]
No, the Democratic Party freaks me out.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S METAL BILL AND METAL AL!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AND THERE'S STARR DOLL!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ~J
CRASH BANDICOOT:Look! A zipper! (crash moves
closer)AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS THE ATTACK OF TAILS DOLL!!! [Aye! Head
for the hills! We're all doooooomed!]
Lead: Hey wait a second, there are no more bandicoot
tracks! We don't know the path he took! Big: Maybe he went over here, to
Bernie Stolar's house. {Author's Note: Heehee did you guess this one GG!?}
Lead: Does Stolar use an electric or gas-powered car? Big: Ummm, I
think it's gas-powered. Why? Lead: You'll see. *Lead sets his "Ice Man"
implosion gun on "Reverse" and shoots a nearby tree, causing a major fire.*
Big: Uhhh, Lead, are you sure this is such a good idea? Lead: Just
RUN! *Big and Lead manage to escape from the humongus explosion that consumes
Stolar's house.* Big: Whoah! Cool! Lead: Wait a second, our
communicators have been beeping! We were having so much fun with that
Saturn-basher we didn't notice. *Lead takes the communicator out of wherever the
Burning Rangers store thier communicators...* Shou: (over
communicator) I've found the bandicoot. He's over by Sailor Moon's
cardboard box..err... I mean house. Lead: (over communicator
Sure. We'll be right there. [Whoohoo! Bernie Stolar is history! The
videogames industry is once again a safe and happy place to live!]
Don't ask me. Ask agent Mulder and Scully! BH!
Yea so what I freak a lot of people out too
No you freak me out, GG!. Seriously, you are just *too*
cute. *shudders* It's frightening. -- Sailor Evil [*GG!'s eyes grow big
and watery, as his mouth opens into a cute little "upside down triangle"
smile* (This gets 'em every time...)]
Final Fantasy VII! On the PC! With all those stupid translation glitches
corrected! And maybe an ending with Yuffie and Vincent! Yes, I am DEFINITELY
anticipating this one...
On the console level, however... a Sonic RPG. It's been a long time coming...
Grandia, man. Even though IT WON'T BE RELEASED!
AUUUUUGGGGGGGGGH!!! Damnit, MUST I LEARN JAPANESE?! Actually, think of the
possibilities... I could even eat sushi! CooLo! [I've eaten sushi. It's
not all that bad, but it's too darn salty, and some stupid fool forgot to
cook the fish! That's what I've heard about Japanese food...it's either
too salty or too sweet. Thank God for McDonald's...]
Shining the Holy Ark 2. My favourite game, ever. [Well, technically,
you'd mean Shining the Holy Ark 3. See, StHA WAS the sequel to an
old Genesis game called Shining in the Darkness. And I wouldn't
count on a third one this year with Camelot working on Shining Force
III...I don't think anyone has any complaints there.]
Zelda 64! And then Final Fantasy 8! Man, what a great year!
I can't wait!
Burning Rangers! Shou and Teiris! Way past cool!
Bo [Shou is way past cool. Tillis/Teiris is way past hot, n'est
pas?]
BURNING RANGERS!!
Fighting Vipers 2!! No contest! [I'm already dreaming of Honey VS. Emi!
Yes, I'm sad to say I really did have a dream of that nature...]
uhh sonic rpg mario 64 2 and final fantasy viii and parappa
2
Hmmm, I'm not so sure about that one. Maybe Sonic R I
guess. -- J.N.
Sonic R 2! It's be awesome! Nack will be in it! Missiles
will do damage(they don't even do anthing bad now besides waste 10 rings)! The
Chaotix could even appear! -- Ecco The Dolphin [The only damage that's
ever happened in Sonic games is losing Rings...]
Project Sonic. Can I go home now?
Quest64 (it better be good)and uh 180 degree snowboarding
yea theres so many good games coming out uhh cant think anymore eating Ice cream
Brain Freeeeeze AHHHHHHHHHHH! -- Dark Gibbon AkA Democrat Boy PS I am a Gibbon of
the Dark viriety Dark Gibbons live in dimmly lit caves filled with RPGs and
other cool games we enjoy playing pranks because we have the abilaty to become
invisable and teleport (please note all of this info has been assumed scence I
am the only Dark Gibbon I know of) [No wonder I've never heard of
you...]
Any Game by Crave (the group that broke off from Square to
do N64 games) I want to see what they can do and Zelda 64 I like zelda games and
any game made by the sonic team uhh and I can buy them all because Im the man I
have money and drano cookies -- Clarence33 [Well, I'm not as financially
secure as I'd like to be, but I have all the Drano cookies I could ever
hope for...]
Zelda 64! The MiyamotoMeister will pull it off again with a
gaming masterpiece? What if Link.....talks?!?!?!? Whoa! KILL GANON!!!!!!
HE'S A DEMOCRAT!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! -- ~JM Stalker [That would be
cool, but there's one major complaint...they've still got him wearing
tights! If he's supposed to be so much more mature this time around, I'd
be thinking more along the lines of semi-baggy pants and a leather belt.
And ditch the stupid hat. They could have him in his classic form when he
went back in time to when he was a kid. Don't get me wrong...Miyamoto-san's
a gaming genious, but I could probably do a few things with those characters
of his...]
The Sonic RPG . . . though it's only rumoured, and even
though I probably will not be able to buy the Katana, the system it is rumoured
to be made for. -- Jim Doe
Burning Rangers! That's why I'm writing all these messed-up
anti-Crash BR stories. -- D-H Sonic F
[Well, I didn't figure you were a Crash fan...]
*chews nails* NOW I'm STRESSED! PD AZEL!!! BURING
RANGERS!AHHHHH! RELEASE MORE GAMES SEGA!
Zelda 3, Most definetly Zelda 3 [You're countin' wrong, son! There are
atleast four Zelda games I know of. The new one we're about to get
is Zelda 64. What happened to the other 60, I'll never know. Which
is probably why they changed the name to Zelda: The Ocarina of Time.
But I'd still like to know just what became of those other 60 Zelda's. I
wonder if its anything like the jump from FFIII to FFVII...]
Uhhh..... I dunno. I guess everyone else will say Burning
Rangers, but I won't 'cos I'm not all that excited by it. I hope (and this isn't
a rumor) that Sega make a 3D Sonic platformer for the Saturn before it dies
(sniff) and they ought to make it big, play as Sonic, Sonic and Tails, Sonic and
Knuckles, Tails and Knuckles and Amy following Sonic (that would make a cool 2
player....). Well, that's it.
Actually the only game I REALLY wanna see is a Tails game, though
there are no rumors. Tails alone, no sonic [There were already three
Tails solo games. Tails' Sky Patrol and Tails Adventure on
Game Gear; and Tails and the Music Maker on Pico. The only one of
those I ever played was Tails Adventure...it was pretty good for a
Game Gear game.]
Sonic RPG for the Katana. I know it won't be out until 1999,
but you know that the Saturn came out early. [And Sega's never lived it
down... While I'm here, I think I'll just mention that my most anticipated
games are Burning Rangers, Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, and a
close match between either Lunar: Eternal Blue Remix, Shining
Force III, or Panzer Dragoon Saga.]
Sailor Moon E *notices beeping wand*: Yay!!! It's Sailor
Moon Green!!! He's the last one!! Yay!! C'mere and raise your right hand so I
can swear ya in as an offical scout! *has SMG take the sailor scout oath*
Okay, now you're an offical scout in my group. You help Sailor Vega H, Sailor
Phoenix F, Tuxedo Mischief, Chaos Knight, Masked Echidna and me fight off the
likes of Sailor Evil and Vampire Sephiroth! *gives SMG a ring* And here's your
Master Tool, put it in a safe place cos you might need it later! [...are
you talking to me?]
*Sailor Evil starts to bawl like Sailor Moon, biiiiig tears
here* Wahhhhhhh!!!! Now I have to kill GG too!!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!!!! It's not
fair!!!!! I just can't win!!!!!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!!! [Hey, I guess so! Oh,
boy! Now I'm an official Sailor Scout! Now I get to wear my Sailor Scout
outfit EVERYWHERE! I am too cute for this world to handle...]
Agh, DAMN IT! I'M DROWNING! [Hm...if you're drowning, it might not be
the ideal time to be swearing, if you catch my drift...]
Hey, Green Gibbon!, guess what? [I hate that...]
The video game version of Zipper Gate! Its still in the
works down at the Peon corparation. A real hush, hush thing. Hehe, they
thought they could keep me from gettin a hold of those plans. Those dips,
nobody can keep video game plans from me! Hahahahaha! Oops, hope they didn't
hear me. If they find me, there gonna make me watch 8 hours of the Brady Bunch
again! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Here they come! Quick, hide me! Well, what are you
waiting for? Hide me already! You idiot, they've spotted us! Now we're in for
it! Next thing ya know, we'll be wearing polyester, and saying groovy.....
Polyester?! Never! I will wear my Sailor Scout outfit from now to
infinity! It's my new official uniform! I now look like a green Tails with
electricity streaming around my tails...dressed as Sailor Moon!]
Gibboneaters RPG [Say WHAT?! *GG! leaves for a while, then returns* I
am sorry to inform that there will BE no Gibboneaters RPG...]
The one with the thing. [If we're thinking of the same 'thing' here (or
should I say "things"...), then yeah, I'm lookin' forward to
Fighting Vipers 2 as well...]
NOOO!!! I did NOT post that silly response you had in the
vidgame question! For one thing, the idiot typed "Noone", not "No one" like I
do! Second, they obviously mispelled "this" as "the", which is something I
would never have done! And third, I would have typed my name out fully, "Jim
Doe" instead of "JD"! Do not listen to that fool! I am the one and only true
to life Dweezle makin' Bah I shall kill you where you stand-ing DEER NAMED -Jim
Doe (So nyeaugh) [Well, it was disguised to look like you! How was I
supposed to know?! I don't have time to match IP's...]
HUGACHUKAHUGACHUKA! THE CERMAMONIAL DANCE OF THE BUTTERFLY.
BH! [It sounds more like the ceremonical dance of the puke, ya know?]
I know this has nothing to do with what we're talking
about, but how do you get your name on that, "Now here's why you should lock
your doors at night" and "What hardcore gamers do in their spare time"?
[By writing stupid responses that have nothing to do with what we're
talking about. Easy, huh?]
Metal Sonic: He enjoyed being dressed as a sailor scout.
This is not going according to plan. Metal Knuckles: I have a great idea. Let
us dress him up as Honey. Metal Sonic: No he would enjoy that too much. We
need to find something he will not enjoy. Tails Doll: Let us dress him up in
that Tuxedo. It is not nearly as fun as a sailor scout outfit. [No!
Twice I've had to wear a tuxedo when I served at a wedding, and both times
it was living hell! This mini-skirt is very cozy and free, plus it provides
excellent ventilation! And also, some of the greatest men on earth wear
drag...like the Big Cheese for example! Besides, Sailor Evil thinks I look
cute in it! Don't you agree?]
Here are the results for last week's videogame poll, "What is your most
anticipated game in 1998 (either confirmed or just rumored)?":
Zelda: The Ocarina of Time: 3 votes
Other: 15 votes
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