An (un)Friendly Game of Flewap By D-H Sonic F (For those who don't know what flewap is, it's the Mobian version of soccer) It was not a peaceful day in the Metropolis Zone. As you might've guessed, the Metropolis Zone is NEVER peaceful. Doctor Ivo Robotnik was working on the RTB, the Robot Transmogrifier Bomb. "Crabmeat, I'm not sure this RTB will actually take it's full effect. It's range may not reach the Freedom Fighters." Robotnik said. "But Lord Ivo, if it doesn't reach them, we'll have an incredible robot army to turn them into Badniks." Crabmeat said. "You're right. But just in case.. I have an idea." Robotnik said. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It was also not a peaceful day in the Green Hill Zone, (but the Green Hill Zone can be peaceful, unlike the Metropolis Zone) where the Freedom Fighters are planning a way to destroy the RTB... "All right, Sonic, how do we destroy this Robot Transmogrifier Bomb without it destroying us?" Knuckles the Echidna said. "Self-destruct. It will blow it up, with a real explosion, instead of turning everyone in the planet into Badniks." Sonic the Hedgehog said. "Are you sure? It could set off when we're trying to make it go kaboom, and make it's own, unique kaboom that will have unfortunate effects on the Freedom Fighters." Miles "Tails" Prower the Fox said. "Tails is right. I'm worried about this." Amy Rose the Hedgehog said. "Anyone got any better ideas?" Sonic asked. Then the four Freedom Fighters saw Robotnik flying overhead in his Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft. "Hello, egg-belly! You're probably here to prevent us from destroying the RTB, aren't you?" Sonic said. "As a matter of fact, I'm not. I'm here to tell you that I think we should settle this with a friendly game of flewap." Robotnik said. "WHOT?!?" All four Freedom Fighters said. "Sonic," Amy whispered to Sonic, "I think Robotnik's up to something." "But what is he up to?" Sonic whispered back. "Allright, here's the deal. You play flewap against some of my Badniks until someone gets 10 points, and whoever got those 10 points wins. If you win, I will destroy the RTB. If you lose, heh heh heh, I will set off the RTB and if you don't get turned into robots, I will just turn you into robots myself." Robotnik said. "Allright, it's a deal. But you will get your rear end kicked if you don't keep your promise." Sonic said. "You get your team ready and I'll get my team ready." Robotnik said, as he flew back to the Metropolis Zone. "Let's see, who will be on this team?" Tails said. "Let's see who wants to play." Amy said. At the end of one hour, on the Green Hill Zone team were: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Johnny Lightfoot the Rabbit, Joe Sushi the Walrus, Sally Acorn the Squirrel (goalie), Franko Fox, Uriri (Franko Fox's girlfriend, pronounced Uh-re-re) the Squirrel, Tux the Penguin, Setvud the Hedgehog, and Tukfed the Echidna. (Authors Note: Franko, Uriri, Setvud, and Tukfed are the only characters on the Green Hill Zone team that I made up.) Robotnik returned with a bunch of Badniks and a scoreboard. "Allright, I have my team ready, is your team ready?" he said. "Yep, we're ready. Ready to kick your butt!" Setvud said. "Then, let's start!" Robotnik said. On the Metropolis Zone team were: Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Jawz, Cluck, Splats, Orbinaut (goalie), Caterkiller, Bat Brain, Moto-Bug, Crabmeat, Catterkiller Jr., Eggrobo (cheerleader), Flybot 747 (cheerleader), and Star Pointer (cheerleader). Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer were holding flags that said "GO M.Z.!" and had a picture of Robotnik on them. "Three.. two.. one.." Robotnik counted, and then blew his whistle. Sonic kicked off. He ran down the field with it, but Caterkiller got the ball from him. Caterkiller scooted down the field, dribbling the ball with its tail. Crabmeat barely got into GHZT (Green Hill Zone Team) territory when Joe stole the ball from it. Joe ran into MZT (Metropolis Zone Team) territory and almost got to the goal, but Moto-Bug stole it from him. Moto-Bug passed to Jawz, and Jawz pushed the flewap ball down the field with its nose. It was now well into GHZT territory, and it shot at the goal, but Sally caught the ball. (Author's Note: Remember, Sally's goalie, she can use her hands.) She drop-kicked it and it went halfway across the field when Bat Brain headed the ball. Bat Brain pushed it across the field with his head, and shot at the goal. Sally was one step behind and Bat Brain scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-1, Green Hill Zone-0. "Go Metropolis Zone! Rah, rah, rah! GO METROPOLIS ZONE!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer were shouting, as they waved their flags. Franko kicked off. Franko dribbled the ball down the field, passed to Tukfed, Tukfed ran down the field with the ball. Coconuts threw some coconuts at Tukfed. "Ouch! Stop that!" Tukfed said. Moto-Bug stole the ball from Tukfed. Moto-Bug ran down into GHZT territory, but Uriri stole the ball from it. Uriri ran into MZT territory, and shot at the goal, but it hit one of Orbinaut's spikeballs. Orbinaut span its spikeballs at the flewap ball and the ball rocketed forward 2/3 way down the field. "Yippee! Go M.Z.!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer shouted. Caterkiller Jr. got the ball, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-2, Green Hill Zone-0. "Rah, rah, rah! Metropolis Zone RULES!!!" Amy kicked off. She ran down the field to the MZT goal, but Grounder got in front of her. Amy kicked the ball into Grounder's face, it ricocheted off and Amy got the ball again. Amy ran toward the goal, but Splats, Cluck, and Crabmeat got in front of her, so she passed to Johnny. Johnny ran down to the goal, shot, and scored. "Yahoo!" Sonic shouted. Sonic and Johnny did a high-five. The score was Metropolis Zone-2, Green Hill Zone-1. "Dang it! Dang it! Dang it!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer were kicking and screaming. Crabmeat kicked off and passed to Scratch. Then Scratch ran down the field and stumbled on a rock. Sonic got the ball, and he ran toward the goal and scored. The score was tied 2-2. "AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer screamed. "We hate that infernal Green Hill Zone!" Caterkiller kicked off. It dribbled the ball down to the goal when Tails stole the ball. Tails ran down the field, but Caterkiller Jr. got in front of him. Tails put the ball between his legs, flew over to the goal, shot and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-2, Green Hill Zone-3. "N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer screamed, and if there was any glass within 42.574 meters of the flewap field it would have been instantly broken. Cluck kicked off next. "I will not upset Lord Ivo!" it said. It ran down the field, but Knuckles got the ball from it. Knuckles ran into MZT territory, when Bat Brain got the ball from Knuckles. Bat Brain pushed the ball with its head into GHZT territory, went to the goal, and scored. The score was tied 3-3. "Yes! Metropolis Zone rules! Green Hill Zone stinks!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Knuckles kicked off. He ran into MZT territory, and passed to Franko. Franko ran down the field, but Grounder got the ball. A little tennis racquet came out of its chest compartment and Grounder bounced the ball up and down using the tennis racquet. Still bouncing the ball he went to the goal, but Uriri kicked the ball away and Flicky got it. Flicky dribbled the ball toward MZT territory, but Moto-Bug got the ball, and went deep into GHZT territory. Moto-Bug shot, and Sally tried her best to catch the ball, she almost did. But Moto-Bug scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-4, Green Hill Zone-3. "Yippee! GO METROPOLIS ZONE!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Knuckles kicked off. He ran down the field, shot at the goal, but Orbinaut stopped the ball. It spun its spikeballs at high velocity, and it rammed the spikeballs into the ball. The ball rocketed 4/5 way down the field, but Franko got the ball. Franko ran to the goal, and scored. The score was tied 4-4. "No! No! Stupid good guys!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Grounder kicked off. A little boot came out of its chest compartment and kicked the ball. The ball hit the top of the goal and bounced back. Sally took the ball and threw it halfway down the field, but Caterkiller got the ball. Caterkiller dribbled the ball into GHZT territory, but Johnny got in front of it, so Caterkiller passed to Moto-Bug. Moto-Bug dribbled the ball over to the goal, shot, but Sally caught the ball, and threw it halfway down the field. Setvud got the ball, and tried to shoot, but altogether to quickly Cluck got the ball, and passed to Jawz. Jawz pushed the ball with its nose over to the goal, and Jawz shot and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-5, Green Hill Zone-4. TWEET TWEET! Robotnik blew his whistle twice. "Halftime!" he said. "And now.. for the Ivo Robotnik Halftime Show!" Robotnik pushed button on the hologram projector on his Egg-O-Matic and a picture appeared. The picture said "Welcome to the Ivo Robotnik Halftime Show!" with a picture of Robotnik wearing a court jester cap and holding a scepter. Below the picture of Robotnik there was some words that read, "Popcorn! Badniks: Free, Animals: 10 mobiums. Soda! Badniks: Free, Animals: 10 mobiums." "Everyone, hello and welcome to the Ivo Robotnik Halftime Show! I will start off by showing you my personal favorite mean moments." Robotnik announced. Using the hologram projector, he showed several clips of bad things he did. Sonic wondered why Robotnik was showing these particular moments when Sonic had fixed all the problems that arisen. Sonic whispered to Amy, "Look at that guy! Uselessly shooting his mouth off at things that did no good to him. I'm going to ride around on my bike until halftime's over." Sonic began to walk to his hut but a big mechanical arm came out of the Egg-O-Matic and grabbed Sonic. "Not so fast, hedgehog, no one leaves during the Ivo Robotnik Halftime Show!" Robotnik said. "Oh great. Just wonderful." Sonic murmured. In about three hours, the halftime show ended. "Finally," Sonic whispered to Amy. "That seemed like forever." Franko kicked off. He ran down the field, passed to Tails, Tails passed to Tux, and Tux ran to the goal. Tux shot at the goal, but Orbinaut deflected the ball with its spikeballs. Caterkiller Jr. got the ball, and went to the goal. Uriri tried to get the ball from Caterkiller Jr., but it passed to Crabmeat. Crabmeat ran down the field, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-6, Green Hill Zone-4. "Hooray! Hooray!! Go Metropolis Zone!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Flicky kicked off. Flicky ran down the field, but Moto-Bug got the ball from her. Moto-Bug went into GHZT territory, shot at the goal, but Sally caught the ball. Sally drop-kicked the ball and it went 2/3 way across the flewap field. It landed with a bomp right in front of Tukfed. Tukfed dribbled down to the goal, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-6, Green Hill Zone-5. "Argh! We hate good guys!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Coconuts kicked off. He dribbled to the goal and stumbled on a rock and fell down. Sally got the ball, and drop-kicked it 2/3 way across the field. It unfortunately landed in front of Splats. Splats dribbled the ball just barely into GHZT territory when Sonic got the ball from it using his super speed. Sonic ran to the goal, but Caterkiller, Crabmeat, Moto-Bug, Scratch, Miyamoto, and Jawz got in front of him. "Miyamoto, what are you doing here?" Sonic said. "Oops. Sorry 'bout that." Miyamoto said, and walked off. Sonic passed to Setvud. Setvud ran to the goal, shot, but Orbinaut deflected the ball with its spikeballs. It bounced off and landed right in front of Moto-Bug. Moto-Bug dribbled it into GHZT territory, ran straight for the goal, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-7, Green Hill Zone-5. "Yahoo! Go Metropolis Zone! It RULES!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Tails kicked off. He put the ball between his feet and flew up in the air, but soon met with Bat Brain and Jawz. Bat Brain tried to hit Tails, but Tails got out of the way, but then Jawz hit him. Tails dropped the ball, lost all his rings, and fell to the ground. Tails got a few rings back, but he was still low on rings. Grounder got the ball. "Hah! I won't trip this time!" it said. Grounder headed for the goal at top speed, and slammed into it, and the ball went high up in the air. PLOP! It landed in MZT territory. Johnny got the ball, went to the goal, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-7, Green Hill Zone-6. "Ack! Not again!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 nd Star Pointer shouted. Next, Caterkiller kicked off. He used his tail to whack the ball all the way to the goal, but Sally, once again, caught the ball. Sally drop-kicked it and the ball went well into MZT territory. The ball landed with a big plop. Unfortunately, it landed right in front of Cluck. "Dangit!" Sally thought. Cluck ran straight down the field, and got halfway through GHZT territory, when Knuckles got the ball and ran to the halfway mark when Splats attacked him. Splats knocked Knuckles down and the ball went out of bounds. TWEET! Robotnik's whistle blew. "Throw-in!" Crabmeat threw the ball in, passing to Moto-Bug. Moto-Bug ran straight to the goal, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-8, Green Hill Zone-6. "Yeah! Yeah!! Go Metropolis Zone!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer shouted. The game was in a tight spot. And it was sure to get much tighter. Amy kicked off. She ran a little to the goal, but was immediately attacked by Caterkiller Jr. Amy headed the ball all the way to the goal, but Orbinaut deflected the ball with its spikeballs. Orbinaut used its spikeballs to rocket the ball 4/5 of the way to the Green Hill Zone goal. Then, unfortunately for Robotnik, the ball landed right in front of Tux. Tux ran for the Metropolis Zone goal, but was soon attacked by Jawz, who took the ball to the Green Hill Zone goal, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-9, Green Hill Zone-6. "HAHAHAHAHA!!! One more point and WE WIN!!!!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747, and Star Pointer shouted. Uriri kicked off. She ran down the field, and headed the ball straight up. She kept heading the ball for a while until she was attacked by Caterkiller and Crabmeat, while the ball was still in mid-air. Tails flew up in the air and caught the ball with his feet. He flew straight over to the goal, shot, and guess what? He scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-9, Green Hill Zone-7. "Aaaaarrrrggggghhhh! ..Well, at least the Metropolis Zone has NINE POINTS!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Next, Coconuts kicked off. He kicked with all his might, and the ball went far, but so did Coconuts as it flipped over when it kicked the ball. The ball went right into Sally's hands when the ball reached the goalie box. Sally drop-kicked the ball all the way to the other goal, but, Orbinaut deflected the ball with its spikeballs. The ball rocketed to the halfway line when Setvud got the ball. Setvud ran to the Metropolis Zone goal, shot, and scored. The score was Metropolis Zone-9, Green Hill Zone-8. "RRRRrrRRRRrrrrrrRRgggggGGGHHHHHHHHhhhhh... well, at least we're still in the lead!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted, madly waving their flags. Moto-Bug kicked off. It dribbled the ball down the field when Flicky attacked Moto-Bug. Moto-Bug passed to Scratch (bad idea) and Scratch shot at the goal but missed entirely. TWEET! Robotnik blew his whistle, then sighed. "Goal kick!" Sally drop-kicked the ball to the halfway mark, When Knuckles got the ball. Knuckles ran to the goal, and bashed a few Badniks on the way. Then, he shot, and scored. The score was tied 9-9. One more goal, for either team, that team would win. "Noooooooooooooooooooo! Not AGAIN!! STUPID GOOD GUYS!!!" Eggrobo, Flybot 747 and Star Pointer shouted. Robotnik was getting red in the face. Caterkiller kicked off, passing to Crabmeat. Crabmeat went straight for the goal, was .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds from shooting when Sonic performed a Super Sonic Spin Attack on Crabmeat. Sonic got the ball. Extremely determined, Sonic performed a Super Sonic Spin Dash at the goal, bashing any Badnik who dared get in his way. ZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPOWPOWZOOOOOOOMPOWPOWPOW! He reached the goal, not only scored, but wrecked the goal accidentally. The score was Metropolis Zone-9,Green Hill Zone-10. Robotnik was enraged. His face was as red as a tomato. More steam was coming out of his ears than a steamboat going at 4/5 light speed. Sweat was literally pouring from his head. "You won this time, but you will resent something soon... I'm a sore loser!" "What? We won, fair and square!" Sonic said. Robotnik replied, "But I'm the bad guy! I can be untrustworthy if I want to!" Robotnik was about to press a button labeled "Activate RTB" on the Egg-O-Matic's dashboard when Tails flew up in the air, and pressed a button labeled "Self-destruct RTB." Unfortunately, a little monitor on the Egg-O-Matic's dashboard said, "ENTER SELF-DESTRUCT PASSWORD." Tails madly pushed buttons. After about 75 times, by chance, he entered in the correct password. The monitor now said "CORRECT PASSWORD. SELF-DESTRUCT IN PROGRESS..." and after a while it said "THE RTB IS NO MORE. HAVE A NICE DAY." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!" Robotnik shouted. ":: sob :: It can't be! My :: sob :: incredible band of robot slaves.. :: sob :: I was THIS CLOSE to ruling Mobius! :: sob...:: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU STUPID MEMBERS OF THE GREEN HILL ZONE TEAM!! I WILL BE BACK, AND YOU WILL FACE ME AGAIN, AND YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!" And then he flew off. "I'm glad we got that over with! The RTB is gone now, no one turned into a Badnik!" Amy said. Sonic said, "Well, he'll be back, with definitely something much more nasty than a flewap game." The End http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Battlefield/9413/ dhsonicf@hotmail.com