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GIBBON QUEST:

PART V:

A "Trip" In Space. The Return of EG?



SPAM: Well, let's go see this spaceship of yours, DG?.

BG!: I get to ride with Dreamy!


DG?: GOD DAMMIT!

GG!: Ah... *walks out of Porta-potty* I fell much better now..

SPAM: Er...yes. I'm sure you do..

BG!: TIFA? WHERE?

GG!: Huh? 

BG!: Oh...I fell asleep...

GG!: I wish I had hentai dreams... *grumbles*

MOON: Let's get going soon.

DREAMER: Moon, what tiiiiime is it?

MOON: I'll be dammed if I know..

GG!: It's uh...the number that comes after 2 o'clock.

MART: 3 o'clock?

GG!: No... It's...CD o'clock!


BO: OK...

DEL: Why the hell are we discussing what time it is?

GG!: Cuz I can't count past two!

DEL: Oh...

SPAM: Um... WHERE'S THIS SPACESHIP OF YOURS?? I ASKED THIS TEN MINUITES AGO!

DG?: It's over here. Follow me.

(The group gets in BG! and DG?'s space pods)

GG!: Ah... Honey, Tina, Tillis, Aeres, Tifa, Chun Li, Pai, Emi...

DG?: *smiles* A true Gibbon.

DEL: You perverts disgust me.

DG?: Awww...

DREAMER: Oh it's OK... Everyone makes mistakes..

GG!: Are we there yet?

MART: My God, GG!, we haven't even taken off yet...

BG!: Why don't we fuse the two spaceships?

DG?: OK. 

WB: I'll fly it...

BO: Nooo thanks...I will..

MOON: It's too bad about Alethea..

GG!: Yah..

BO: We're in space.

MART: Gee...I never would have known... 

JIM: I wouldn't have.

Stares.

JIM: What?

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POP: Dang. I don't know where the Purple Baboon is.

D-H: What's that?

SILVER: It looks like...EG!





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