Gibbon's Quest: Chapter 3: Arrival of the Deadly (or not so deadly...) Gibbons! Rated PG: (for Diolouge and Mild Language) JIM: AHH!!! GIMMIE THE CHICKEN!!! I'M DYING!!! BUNKEY, GET 'IM!!!!!!!!!! WB: SCS, SCF, DON'T LET HIM GET IT!! MART: (looking into the boxes WB and Jim Doe have to sleep in) Hey GG!, me and EG have to sleep there tommorow, uh... Do we have to? GG!: Yah, 'cause it's a great idea. EG: ... GG!: Oh fine, it's not the greatest, but it's not my fault! Blame uh... Spam! Yeah, Spam! It's his fault! SPAM: Huh? Well, I'm going to sleep. BO: Good idea. Me too. PB: Ah, but who can sleep with that bat and that deer screaming at eachother? SPAM: Huh, PB? It's not like you to say something like that... PB: Why what ever do you mean, old chap? MART: HEY! I know why... Every month PB acts like someone different... This month it's me... VOICE: Ha! Who can rest when the Evil Gibbons could land any day now! GG!: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... VOICE 2: Well, he's a Gibbon himself, so... VOICE: WHAT?? BO: Don't worry, it's just GG!. He doesn't bite. VOICE: Allow me to introduce myself. I am D-H Master. My comrades and I were looking for the Gibbons. They'll wreck everything! MART: Uh... How many are there? D-H: Well, Earth's scientists found three, but there could be more. Allow me to introduce my team. G.Silver, VR-DUDE, Popcorn, Helen Stansfeld, and Ecco The Dolphin. SILVER: Hm... I see you must have a quest of your own. EG: Yeah, but that's none of your business! MART: Well... Have you ever hered of the Six Weapons? D-H: Yes, infact we know someone who may have what you're looking for. BO: Can you help us? D-H: Well... SILVER: Yeah. But you need to help us track down the Gibbons. Deal? EG: I don't know... VR-DUDE: We'll even reward you with one of OUR weapons! ECCO: (talking through the mind to Eternal Gamer) "The Destiny Staff will be all yours if you help us." EG: But it's not up to me! It's up to Green Gibbon!. HELEN: Well, we'll settle this tommorow. BO: Yeah, let's all just get some sleep like GG!, WB, Jim, Spam, and Phat Boy are. D-H: Very well. POP: *yawn* I hear someone! VOICE: Yes. I am Alethea. I overhered your conversation. Listen, if you want to face the Gibbons, then I must help you. You are not ready. BO: Let's just settle this tommorow? AL: As you wish. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THE NEXT DAY ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ GG!: Ah... AH! WHAT'S THAT...FREAKY THING!!?!?!?!? AL: Now. I am Alethea. You need help if you want to fight the Gibbons. GG!: Huh? I'M NOT FIGHTING ME!!! And are you six or something? You look kinda young... D-H: No time. If we want to get the Eternity Rod from Tsuki-chan's palace, we must hurry and go now. AL: No need. I can teleport us there right now. GG!: Really? And who's this "Tsuki-chan"? Is she a hot anime babe? *drools* D-H: Er...depends on who you consider "hot". (Alethea teleports everyone to Tsuki-chan's palace) GG!: WHERE'S TSUKI? D-H: Koban wa, Tsuki-chan! You too, Del, Dreamer. GG!: Hm... Well, she is cute... D-H: Well, I was here because The Green Gibbon! and his team need the Eternity Rod. It is his goal to get all six of the ledgendary weapons. TSUKI: Well...No, I'm afraid I can't just GIVE it to you. SPAM: Then what are we gonna do? BO: Maybe they could join us? GG!: Yah! TSUKI: Well... DREAMER: I think it's a good idea... the Green one's kinda cute. TSUKI: Oh, alright. We'll join you. DEL: We will? WHAT THE HELL? I mean...good... TSUKI: What's the matter? DEL: It's just... They're all strangers except D-H... D-H: We need to get to the Gibbons coming to Earth! TSUKI: Ah yes, I sensed them. AL: I shall teleport us to them. TSUKI: They are over by the South Parogna Waterfall. (Alethea teleports Green Gibbon! and his forces to the South Parogna Waterfall.) VR: Look up there! There's three of them! WB: What kind of chickens are they? JIM: Southern ones? EG: ... GG!: Yah, listen to EG! VOICE 1: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! VOICE 2: Uh...DAMMIT DG?! KILL THE PURPLE BABOON! HE'S INSANE! DG?: I'M TRYING TO SHOOT HIM, BG! YOU TRY TOO! (Blue Gibbon! looks down at Green Gibbon!) BG!: LOOK! It's GG! DG?: WOAH! (Blue Gibbon! and Dark Gibbon? land on Earth and approach GG!) (Blue Gibbon! notices Dreamer) BG!: AHH! I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO! DG?: NOOOOOOOO! SHE'S MINE!!! BG!: I GOT HERE FIRST! HA! BG!: (To Dreamer) Hehehe...Hi there... DREAMER: *giggle* (Dark Gibbon? goes up to steal Dreamer's panties) BG!: NOOO!!!!!!!!! DG?: Yes... DREAMER: *giggles some more* BG!: Well, who cares... I can get them later... Uh... I'm BG!...hehehe... DREAMER: *giggles* I'm Dreamer DG?: *grabs Dreamer's panties* AND I'M DG?! MART: I guess hentainess runs in you're family, GG!? GG!: Yeah... The Dark one's reached Pure Hentai already! And the Blue one's really gettin' there... All leavin' me behind... BG!: Dreamy, you're gonna date ME, not DG?, right? DG?: No, ME! DREAMER: Well... you're both kinda cute... BG!: We'll settle this later... C'mon DG?. (Blue Gibbon! grabs Dark Gibbon? away from Dreamer) BG!: Green! We have come to Earth to help you find all of the weapons! DG?: Yeah. We have two of the weapons to help you. BG!: I have the Chrono Sabre... DG?: And I have the Bill Clinton Power Sax. Don't ask. WB: A Democrat, eh? DG?: Yeah... BG!: We also came to see if you knew. GG!: Knew what? BG!: How many Ledgendary Weapons are there? GG!: Six... DG?: Wrong. There are really ten. TSUKI: Yes, they are scattered all over the galaxy. I also sensed some evilness in the Gibbons coming to Earth. That is why D-H and his group were looking for the Gibbons. AL: I sensed evilness too. DG?: You must mean the Purple Baboon...We sorta chased him everywhere... GG!, you and him are twins. GG!: WHAT? I have an evil twin? BG!: Yep. So, we also felt evilness on Earth... but that was years ago. Do you know of any evilness on Earth? GG!: Only Zero-chan...But she's gone now... TSUKI: There is also Sailor Evil. She claims to be my sister. But she is still here. DG?: We didn't pick her up... DG?: So GG!, tell us how you defeated Zero! GG!: Uh... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ FLASHBACK ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ZERO: AND AERES CAN SLAUGHTER A COW!! GG!: That's it, Zero! YOU INSULT MY AERES, AND YOU PAY! ZERO: Nonsense! (Zero-chan uses an Ice Storm to defeat GG!) ZERO: WHAT THE HELL? ICE IS STRONG AGAINST ELECTRICITY AND HE'S NOT EVEN STUNNED! (Green Gibbon! uses the powers of the Veal Cane he didn't know existed and trapped Zero-chan in a Black hole) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~END OF FLASHBACK ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ BG!: Woah. DG?: You are unsusually powerfull for a Gibbon...yet right now, I feel that you are much weaker then us. GG!: *shrugs* EG: Well... BG!: What? EG: That is quite interesting. I have my own goal. You see, I was completely silent untill now, but... Well, Tsuki-chan, I also know Sailor Evil. She is my arch-enemy. She killed my father. TSUKI: Really? Are you Electronic Gamer's son? EG: Yes. TSUKI: Really. I've hered Sailor Evil talk about him, Eternal Gamer. SE: So we meet again, Tsuki-chan. TSUKI: Sailor Evil! GG!: EG, it's you're enemy! MART: I think he knows that, GG!. JIM: How can you be sure? MART: ... EG: YOU! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! I WANT TO FIGHT YOU! SE: Oh really? Then why don't we fight! GG!: EG! Me and my fellow Gibbons will help! EG: No. This is my battle. (Sailor Evil uses her psychic powers and throws EG off into the waterfall.) GG!: EG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To Be Continued... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blue Gibbon! bgibbon@frontiernet.net