*Phone Rings* Part 2
   Last time: Green Gibbon! and the GHZ crew received a strange phone call from an unknown party. Who is this mysterious stranger...or is it a stranger? But is it friend or foe, and what does he/she want? Could it be the traitorous Eternal Gamer, asking us to take a survey? Or could it be the traitorous Moon, calling to plug the phone sex service she is now employed by? Could it be the villainous Zero, who was trying to order a pizza but dialed the wrong number? Or is it perhaps our old pal WB, who cannot remember why he called? The votes have been counted and the results have been calculated. Now without further ado, the conclusion of our story: 
Gibbon: "Hello?"
Voice on the other end: "Whaaazaaap?!"
   Gibbon moves the phone away from his ear and gawks at it as though it were crazy. Turning to the other GHZers standing eagerly around him, Gibbon punches a button on the phone and points to a pair of large speakers at either end of the room. "Guys, listen to who it is!"
   "Ahem. I said: WHAAAZAAAP!" the voice echoes from the speakers.
   "WB!" exclaims the entire group of Possessed Spam, Bo Bayles, Dark Gibbon?, Delphine Kiminsu, and dead G. Silver.
Gibbon: "Hey, Dubbs! So what's cookin'?"
WB: "Great chickens of Neptune! Is that you, Gibbon?! What makes you ring on my line?"
Gibbon: "Huh?"
WB: "Pay attention, I say PAY ATTENTION, boy! Why'd y'all call little ol' me?"
Gibbon: "We didn't call you."
WB: "You didn't?! Then who am I talking to?!"
Gibbon: "It's me, Green Gibbon! And I'm with Spam, Bo, Deej, Del, and dead Silv!"
WB: "But you just said you didn't call me!"
Gibbon: "YOU called US, you ninny!"
WB: "I did? Well root my toot and call me Carl! Why'd I do that?"
Gibbon: "Beats me."
New voice: "Hello, I hope I'm not disturbing you..."
Bo: "Now who's that?"
Voice: "My name is Eternal Gamer, and I'm calling on behalf of the Drano corporation."
WB: "You ain't gettin' my Drano, greenboy!"
Gibbon: "That's not me! It's the traitorous Eternal Gamer!"
Bo: "Who let that bastard on the line?! Is he with you, WB?!"
WB: "Now look here, foo!"
EG: "I wonder if I may have a moment of your time to ask you a few short questions regarding your flushing habits."
Gibbon: "How'd you get a job with Drano?!"
Sexy Voice: "Hey there, tough guy. Why don't you show me just how strong you really are?"
Del: "Huh? You mean me?"
Sexy Voice: "Ooh, you have such a manly voice! It's getting me so hot..."
Del: "Is this a party line?!"
Gibbon: "I know that sexy voice! It's none other than the traitorous Moon!"
EG: "Are you accustomed to using both sides of the toilet paper?"
WB: "YEAH!"
Dark: "YEAH!"
EG: "I see."
Silv: "Eeew!"
Dark: "Wait, I was talking to Moon, not EG!"
WB: "I was talking to EG, not Moon!"
Moon: "Mm, I can't take it anymore! I want your hand on me...touch me!"
EG: "What do you do when your toilet overflows?"
Del: "Put a sock in it, slut!"
EG: "You do? And does that work?"
Del: "Not YOU!"
Moon: "But I get commission for every minute I keep you on the l- I mean, uh... I'm so hot!"
WB: "I'm gonna be sick!"
Gibbon: "So am I, you sweet thang, let's get together and do something about it!"
WB: "I'm gon' pimp slap yo ass to next Tuesday if you tell me that again!"
Gibbon: "Will you get the hell off the line, chicken boy?!"
Moon: "When I hear your voice, my body..."
EG: "Briefly describe the results when you flush chicken."
Moon: "It gets all hot and wet..."
EG: "I see."
Evil Voice: "Hi, I'd like to place an order for evil Parasite monster Zero. I want a large mushroom & bacon with extra cheese and I need it in ten minutes or I'm going to vaporize you atom-by-atom and blow your hometown up because I have the power to do that. And I want it piping hot."
EG: "And when do you plan to flush again?"
Zero: "Not until after I eat it."
Moon: "HOT! So HOT!"
Zero: "Yes I want it hot, now will you shutup and make the damn pizza?!"
Moon: "Touch me! TOUCH ME!"
WB: "I want a chicken pizza with extra chicken and some chicken on the side! I am HUNGRY!"
EG: "And do you have this problem often?"
WB: "'Bout three times a day!"
Dark: "Yes! I've got my hands on your ass and I'm SQUEEZING!"
EG: "Erm...please remove your hands from my ass, sir."
Zero: "DON'T MAKE MY PIZZA AFTER YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH YOUR GODDAMN ASSES!"
Dorky Voice: "Somebody help me! My name is Squall Leonhart and I'm trying to wake up my girlfriend Rinoa Heartilly!"
EG: "Hello Mr. Leonhart, may I have a moment of your time to..."
New Voice: "Hi, it's me Timestones!"
Gibbon: "WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!"
Zero: "I just wanna order a friggin' PIZZA!"
Dark: "I just wanna play with Moonie-pie!"
WB: "I just wanna play with my goddamn ass! No, wait..."
EG: "I'm sorry, I believe I have the wrong number." *click*
Moon: "Oops, me too. Nevermind!" *click*
Zero: "Oh...well shit." *click*
Squall: "You're my new best friend, Timestones." *click*
TS: "Hi, I'm Timestones!" *click*
Gibbon: "..."
WB: "..."
Gibbon: "..."
WB: "..."
Gibbon: "Still there, Dubbs?"
WB: "Great chickens of Neptune! Is that you, Gibbon?! What makes you ring on my line?"
Gibbon: "Huh?"
WB: "Pay attention, I say PAY ATTENTION, boy! Why'd y'all call little ol' me?"
Gibbon: "We didn't call you."
WB: "You didn't?! Then who am I talking to?!"
Gibbon: "It's me, Green Gibbon! And I'm with Spam, Bo, Deej, Del, and dead Silv!"
WB: "But you just said you didn't call me!"
Gibbon: "YOU called US, you ninny!"
WB: "I did? Well root my toot and call me Carl! Why'd I do that?"
Gibbon: "..."


   Ah, the disastrous results of having no content. Let it never be said that lack of content keeps us from having fun here at the GHZ.