Whose Phantasy?
   The GHZ Players present: "As the D-Pad Turns" In the last episode, the Sacred Green Gibbon! was left in critical condition after an unfortunate run-in with the broad side of Delphine's fist. Gibbon's life lies in the hands of the only master physician skilled enough to handle the situation! Unfortunately, he's out playing golf today. There is only one other person willing to operate on our green star: Amy Sage from Phantasy Star II, who has never actually met Gibbon. Let's see what happens as we unleash Gibbon upon our unsuspecting guest star... 

  
Gibbon!: "Oh, doctor! Doctor, you've just gotta help me!"
Amy: "Don't worry, you're going to make it! Now, tell me where it hurts."
Gibbon!: *points to a very special place*
Amy: "Oh, my..."
Gibbon!: "Think you can help me, doctor?"
Amy: "I, uh..."
Gibbon!: "This is no time to be modest! I think you've got juuust the medication I need, honeybutt!"
Amy: "Are you really hurt?"
Gibbon!: "How can you ask such a thing? I'm a sick man!"
Amy: "I've ascertained that much..."
Gibbon!: "Quit teasing me, doctor! You know what I need!"
Amy: "I do, but as a member of the medical profession, inflicting pain is against my principles."
Gibbon!: "That's okay! We can do it the other way!"
Amy: "What on Motavia are you talking about?"
Gibbon!: *lunges onto Amy*
Amy: "Oh my God! Get off of me, you animal!"
Gibbon!: "Yeah, that's it! Beg for me to stop! Let me hear you cry!"
Amy: "I'm not getting paid for this!"
Gibbon!: "Yes you are!"
Amy: "Not this! Will you get your grubby hands off me already?!"
Gibbon!: "Ooh, la la! Make me!"
Amy: "This is NOT in the script!"
Gibbon!: "I don't think I'm acting, sugarlips!"
Amy: "Aarrrgh! Go sit in a corner and rot, you diseased bastard!" *blasts GG! stupid with an Acid Shot, then storms off*
Gibbon!: "...boy, we lose more guest stars that way."


   Be sure to tune in next week, when Green Gibbon! visits Jessica De Alkirk for an, um, "confessional."