Play Sonic, Win Big
   Put down the controller flyboy, when I say "play Sonic", I mean play 
Sonic!  Toss out your dignity, bring in the blue paint, head out to SoA HQ, and put on your 
best impression of Bad Blue to win a Dreamcast and a lifetime supply of first-party games!  If 
you wanna shot at the prize and don't mind making a laughing stock of yourself, pack it up for 
Sega's corporate offices: 650 Townsend Street, San Fran.  The time: Monday, August 23 (that's 
this coming Monday as I'm writing this), no later than 10:00 A.M.  The judging will be done by 
Sonic the Hedgehog himself (see, I told you he was real!), and prizes will be handed out 
at noon.  If anyone wants to take me, I swear I'll pay for the gas and meals...