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-- Shuffle Without a Net? --
   The latest hairball coughed up from the rumor mill is a nasty one: apparently, Sonic Shuffle will not be internet-compatible as recently proclaimed. According to Sega X's SoA liaison, the game won't have 'net support despite all previous claims. Get on your knees tonight and pray to the almighty Naka that this is all just some unfortunate misinterpretation of information. The promise of net play is Shuffle's biggest draw, and its strongest "Goddammit, I am not some friggin' Mario Party rip-off you mother-kissing crotch-suckers!" argument.

   -- Green Gibbon!

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